GOODIE BAG lyrics  (all lyrics by Tito Uquillas, except "Things You Want" by Brian Boyd & Tito Uquillas)

BIRTHDAY RUCKUS

Tried to take a nap but I could not fall asleep
There was a ruckus goin’ on down the street
I tossed and I turned about to call police
When a knock at the door got me to my feet

It was a friend outside telling me to follow him
As the fun was just about to begin
He said - Don’t call police ‘til you hear what I say
We’re celebrating a birthday...

Got a rockin’ band
Yeah, party goin’ on
Got nothin’ to bring?
Just bring this song

FIELD TRIP

We got permission slips
To take a field trip
We're gonna venture out
In a rocket ship

We're gonna blast into space
Our teacher and us
Pulling 4 G's
Singing "Wheels on the Bus" 

We're gonna play laser tag
Against Martians
We're gonna shoot, shoot, shoot 'em
With our sparking rayguns

Time will slow down as we pass our way through a wormhole into another dimension

CHORUS

We're gonna take a space walk in our astronauts suits
In zero gravity we'll flip some loop de loops
They say it's 9 lives to Rigel 5
We'll have to do it in a day so my momma won't cry

bridge 
Chorus

ALWAYS MOM

I fumble with buttons can’t tie my shoes
Can’t cheer myself up when I get boo-boos
Cartons of milk slip right through my hands
I’m the biggest klutz in the history of man

That’s why there’s always, always Mom (x2)
She’s my super hero go and get your own

Madre, Anya, Abatase
In any language it means “sweet love” to me
Got a cold can’t blow my nose
Can’t go alone when I’ve “got to go”

CHORUS

THE THINGS YOU WANT

Here, here and now
Won't you show me how you get
The things you want x2

I've gotta learn the tricks of the trade
If I wanna be someone who's got it made
There's some words I find hard to say
Magic words that'll lead to me getting my way

(like) please & thank you
         please & thank you... no!

CHORUS

I find it hard to sit when I eat
Keeping elbows off the table is easy when I'm up on my feet
I've cleaned my plate I want to be excused
I want dessert oh my, my, my,what should I do?

(I’m sayin’) please & thank you
                   please & thank you...no!

MY NEW CAMERA

I'm taking pictures with my new camera
I love taking photographs of friends/things

setting sun 
paints a background in the sky
awaiting someone to step 
in front of my camera's eye

   CHORUS

vacation drive
long, empty boring roads
biding my time
waiting for something to unfold

     shutter clicks away
     a moment frozen in time
     surprises everyday
     with this new camera of mine
     
repeat BRIDGE

I'm taking pictures with my new camera (x2)

WHAT’S THAT NOISE?

The doorbell chimes my heart rate climbs
A creaky floor I can’t take more
Of a night spent alone in this mansion

A ghostly whisper barely heard
I held my breath spoke not a word
Midnight came with an eerie silence
   
     A crash, a boom, kerrang!
     Was that a shot?  I heard a bang!
     A screeching cat, a thunderclap
     Shattered glass - - Oh, What’s that noise?

A scraping sound behind the wall
A rattled chain across the hall
A thumping sound heard from the ceiling

A spooky place an unknown host
A playground haunted by some ghosts
I’m freaking out from all the noises

     CHORUS

                Turn on my night light...

GOODIE BAG

Got me a goodie bag
Got me a goodie bag

At your celebration
I did not expect a thing
You learned that lesson very well
It’s better to give than to receive...

Got me a goodie bag...

As your party ended
You said that you were glad
To have so many friends like us
I agreed but now I brag...

Got me a goodie bag...

I'm so happy I can't help 
But to move my feet I don't dance so well
And when I dance I need to scat
Make no mistake I'm just as bad at that, oh yeah..

As my scat is wack
We present to you the swingingest cat to address this fact: 

He’s the Titan of Tenors, the Lord of Legato, the Sultan of Staccato

The Monarch of Melisma, the Vicar of Vibrato, the Prince of Parlando,

The Gepetto of Falsetto: Gunnar Madsen